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Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.
Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.
Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.
I’ll waste the lot of you
Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!
NYET.
3 it is.. let’s get this party started.
Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol
I HAVE A GUN BONER.
What? What’s all this fuckery?
Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!
Mama always said this day’d come!
EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!
WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.
There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.
Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.
Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.
A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?
Wood.
Men of tumblr, I applaud you.
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its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
somehow they’ve landed on gallifrey
the penguins have the tardis
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without parole
I’m going to kill myself
God bless you SuperWhoLock.
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This is my favorite thing in the history of ever.
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Post reblogged from Heroes Don't Exist with 114,151 notes
Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.”“My name is Ramirez.
de la Rosa Ramirez.
Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.”
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QUICKLY REBLOG THIS
IM MAKING A VIDEO FOR DAN AND PHIL’S LIVE SHOW AND HAVE SOME TIME TO KILL ON IT…
SO I’LL SHOW WHOEVER REBLOGS/LIKES THIS IN IT! GOOO!
Best Idea ever
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iminshock-look-ivegotablanket:
the-doctors-consulting-detective:
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Helena Bonham Carter
Neil Harris, Robert Downey, Joseph Levitt, Helena Carter. Doesn’t that make you uncomfortable?
That makes me so uncomfortable.
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
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HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVAWAY!
do not delete the text, only the pictures show up on your blog
Hey guys we decided to do another giveaway because our last giveaway was so successful. Most of the items listed below are brand new and we got them for Christmas. You all probably think this is fake but honestly we want to help someone else that really needs these items more than we do. We have donated alot of things to charities but we figured we would help one of you guys out instead! (: p.s. previously daisy-tears and fabmelous
THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A RANDOM GENERATOR)
Rules:
Must be following aloeza & t-avo
You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you have reblogged the giveaway.
REBLOGS ONLY
no likes please
We are shipping world wide and for free to the winner
If you have any questions just message us HERE or HERE
GIVEAWAY ENDS ON FEBRUARY 17TH, 2013
Items:
Macbook Pro- $1200
Macbook case- $60
Samsung Notebook- $450
Big camera lens (canon)- $300
Small camera lens (canon)- $200
Iphone 5 (64g)- $800
Iphone 4s (32g)- $500
Ipad 3 (32g) - $600
Iphone 4s cases (all together)- $25
Steve Madden shoes (size 8.5)- $45
Grey Vans girls (size 7.5)- $55
Black North Face- $180
Coach purse- $300
Coach wallet- $200
Vera Bradley wallet x2- $80
Vera Bradley keychain wallet- $30
Vera Bradley purse- $55
Vera Bradley duffle bag (large)- $100
Looking for Alaska book- $11
Perks of being a wallflower book- $9
All giftcards: $450
GRAND TOTAL: $5749
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I posted this three times tonight and had three people tell me that I helped save their life. Thank you to those people who have decided to struggle through to let us enjoy the gift of one more day of their prescence gracing us all. I hope that you all reblog this, to save another few. Because we all dserve another chance and hope in life. I went to the hospital 6 times before I decided to keep my life but I hope none of you suffer that much. And I hope you all can make that scary, seemingly painful, blind, hoping, wonderful step to live.
I want to help you in any way I can. ANYTHING. I mean it. If I had had someone stay with me and text me or talk to me all night, just one time, it would have changed my life. I know how hard those nights can be.
<3,
Love,
Emily
^I love this girl more than words can express.
foundmywaywheniwaslost: I am always here if anyone ever needs to talk/vent. You have a purpose, Please Stay Alive. <3
Not just for tonight but for the rest of your life. You have so much to look forward to in the future that if you choose to kill yourself, it will be the biggest mistake of your life. You’re going to miss out on people you’ll never be able to meet, kids you’ll never have, a partner to love or partys to go to. There’s just too much that you’ll miss out on. You deserve and have the right to be here as much as the person next to you does. You’re just a drop in the ocean. You were meant to be here and you have a purpose. Don’t ever forget that. And if you feel like you don’t, just believe in yourself because you do. If you ever feel worthless or like shit, know that I love you and those dicks that tell you shit are jealous that you’re who you are because there’s something about you that they wish they could have. Please stay strong and never give up because things DO GET BETTER.
3rd time I reblog this xx
Keep your self awake, I hope your here to stay. This day is not yet over, let me be your four leaf clover.
Haven’t seen this in a while…. Always reblog
I reblog this at least once a day, because I know the power that things like this can have. So many people believe in “fate,” and “seeing signs,” and this can certainly be one of them. The beautiful people sitting there, staring at their computer screens holding razor blades, pills, and guns can sit back right now and see this. It was my world, once, considering suicide. It happened to me daily. But hear me out: know that someone loves you, someone cares about you, and someone is going to be heartbroken because you’re gone. I want you to live. I want you to live to your full potential, and I want you to come and talk to me if you’re having any troubles. No one deserves this life, and I want to hear from you. Tell me your story instead of killing yourself tonight.
dont do it ever angel. i love you. <3
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